I'm just a girl with a overactive imagination and a short attention span.
I'm currently living la vida loca as a ~fabulous~ wanderer, abiding in the homes of generous strangers.
CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE
guys please don’t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours