person: he can't die he's the main character!
doctor who fandom:
game of thrones fandom:
harry potter fandom:
tumblr: well you must be new
thatonetheycallchloe asked: I’d like to be everything you wantHey girl, let me talk to you
thatonetheycallchloe asked: If I was your boyfriend, never let you goKeep you on my arm girl, you’d never be aloneI can be a gentleman, anything you wantIf I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go
thatonetheycallchloe asked: If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you goI can take you places you ain’t never been beforeBaby take a chance or you’ll never ever knowI got money in my hands that I’d really like to blowSwag swag swag, on youChillin by the fire why we eatin’ fondueI dunno about me but I know about youSo say hello to falsetto in three two
friend: how cool would it be if you just had like a hot person in your room that you could look at whenever you wanted
me: that'd be amazing
friend: but you'd want to be able to like, physically interact with them
me: i think
me: that we're describing prostitutes
friend: NOOOOOOO DAMMIT
accio-johnnydepp: there are some celebrities that really make me happy just because they exist
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?